Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
I'm having to shit out rocks
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