Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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