it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
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