i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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