I accidentally had phone sex last night
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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