just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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