spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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