remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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