why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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