there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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