a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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