found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
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