out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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