I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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