the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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