so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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