so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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