dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I love you. Go after that dick
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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