so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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