I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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