smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
high people should be assigned attendants
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
My vagina is very pro this idea
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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