blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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