"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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