Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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