Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
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