If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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