but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
It was confusing and full of hummus
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Drunk is not a location!
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