Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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