Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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