she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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