just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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