Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
Randomize
