its not stalking. its research.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
porn star boner night. come get it.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
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