no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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