he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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