its not stalking. its research.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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