Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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