I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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