My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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