Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
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