Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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