why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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