I didn't shave. On purpose
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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