escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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