the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
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