you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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