Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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