I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
The struggles of a small town man whore
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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