just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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