Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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