you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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